It is a good question since Chang & Eng are in charge again.
I would prefer Zig and Zag, or Martin & Lewis, since I think photos show Lewis and Harris were seperated at birth.
Why?
Well SH never answers a question without telling us his officials told him....just like a Bart Simpson excuse " A big boy made me do it...". Or maybe to add Collegiate blame Several Big Officials Made Me Say It.
And The Other Tool is just perching on a twig, preening his feathers with a his eye on The Presidency.
So to proect their DerryAirs they have empty minded Gatekeepers as a first line of contact to services the public want to access.
I suppose if I ask under FOI for the records (and it seems you must specify that) as to the education and payscale of the gatekeepers. I would not get a real answer.
Like the Gatekeeper for The Education Ombudsman who told me that I could only complain about the Ombudsman ..TO THE PRESIDENT OF IRELAND since he appointed him.
When I informed him that all ministers, the Taoiseach and the rest were also appointed by President Higgins..he went off the rails and refused to accept a complaint about a University because I didn't attend that UNI.
A year later his boss turned down my complaint entirely.