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Friday, 1 June 2012

You can't slow down this Bank Holiday Weekend

Over the Bank Holiday Weekend you will see the signs: "Slow Down This Bank Holiday Weekend".

Well in the past I tried, and tried, underneath such a sign: concentrating deeply, jumping up and down, on one leg - then the other,  then crouching in deep thought, muttering "Slow down, bloody slow down".

 I tried, and tried, hard, very hard to slow down the bank holiday weekend, but it still "Tick Tocked" its way to Tuesday.
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