Translate

Friday, 10 April 2020

Ringo the mule! Not as mad as it seems...


Donie made the trip to the bog. It was almost a daily ritual when Jonnie was alive. Well! A fair day ritual then. There was nothing as miserable as a wet day in the bog, no shelter and maybe a whipping wind. The wind in summer, made the bog cotton dance on their tall thin green stalks, and the gentle breezes created miniature tornados, never, ever, more than a few few tall.

Thank God. The turf is all saved. Poor auld Jonnie. I miss you. At this time of the year with your turf saved you’d say: Sound now for the winter. We have a shed full of dry turf.
I went to the Nursing Home to see The Sister. Most days now she just sits beside her bed muttering, and sobbing. I think she’s remembering things that upset her. She’s troubled. I’d say she’s angry about something. You know the way she used get. All huffy - with that look on her face.
Maybe she feels ashamed that it’s turned out this way. Sometimes she gets frustrated when you don’t understand what she wants.
Poor Peggy her mind is trapped in the past. She just has today and there will be no tomorrow: all she has is yesterdays. Just yesterdays. Only the past for company...
I have your caged birds. They're singing again, went silent for a few days after I moved them.
Ringo, the Mule, with his fringe, took a bit longer. The call eegits birdbrains, feather heads, but I think the birds missed you as well.
What that lot are at isn’t right. She deserves a lot more.
Somethin’ has to be done about it. For all our sakes, I better start looking for him. For the boy.


Thursday, 9 April 2020

Peggy falls the first time - couldn't resist it Easter week...


The county hospital was a place where sick people from the locality were taken for treatment. The locality was a loose term, it could be near, but also far, to far sometimes for stroke or heart attack victims to survive long enough in the back of an Ambulance on narrow bumpy rural roads.
Peggy had only been transported a short journey. The hospital in the county capital was relatively close and accessible. She was also lucky in that in those days a bed would be available immediately, Progress in Ireland with the jobs boom and cheap drink would soon mean that real sick older people would find that the beds they paid for with their welfare contributions and taxes were filled by drunks, brawlers, drug addicts, and others who in their short lives so far had made no contribution to earn them the space they came to occupy.

Just when I was starting to get back on me feet. I don’t know how I fell or how I got here. It’s the Hospital and that’s a blessing. I was afraid it would be the other place they would put me into. I don’t know what I was thinking when the neighbours were knocking at the door and the windows. I think I tried to chase them away. Thought it was Bully-boys after the money. Am I gettin’ forgetful?

The O'Connors huddled, bedside crouchers, watching Peggy, counting her breaths, wondering, maybe even hoping.
"Would ya look at her, away with the fairies, muttering to herself. Once they think she is over the fall, they'll want her out of here. They said she didn't break anything, so the writing's on the wall. We better be ready to move her somewhere."
"She can’t look after herself Miki, and the ravin’ is getting worse. She keeps talking to people who are dead. Last night she thought she was married and had a husband and a son."
"Maybe she was. Maybe she had a son. Wouldn't that be somethin'. Somethin', man alive."
"Don’t be a smart-arse, John Joe."
"Leave it with me I’ll make some calls. We’ll get her in somewhere. Don’t let them move her out of here ‘till I have a place fixed up. Don’t let her go back home what ever happens. Are you two listening? On no account is she to be let go back home."


Wednesday, 8 April 2020

Part 4 ..Peggy continues her monologue. And we meet the baddies.....


I can hear him now. Feckin’ Publicans have bought enough cars out of my money. I have the lump now, a nice whack of money, and I’m holding on to it.
But to his credit he did change. Began to look after the house, paint it and repairs and the like, and to be fair he even gave me a a bit more money.
He put in his time catching songbirds, and making small cages and perches and gettin' food bowls and water bowls, and seeds for them.
I enjoyed their singing in the evening. What will I do with them now? They can't be let out into the wild, they are not able for that any more. Maybe Donie will take them. I'll ask him, when he comes up to the house.
The only thing was, Jonnie wouldn't give up the coffin-nails, even though I nagged him about cancer and lung disease. I even stooped smoking myself and asked him to do it as well, at the same time.
Then now: at a time when the roles should have been reversing, when he was due to pay back his debts and look after me a bit, he went back to being selfish, he went over the bridge.
That’s what they call death in this town: goin’ over The Bridge to the Graveyard.
He always said. 'Over the Bridge, it's the graveyard, but people are dyin' to get into it.'


The pub was not elaborate, it was a dingy dark place: a country pub. Not a happy cheerful place: a place for drowning sorrows, fuelled by low incomes and welfare payments. An old man's refuge. It had to be that way since few young people would forsake the bright, music filled lounge bars for dismal.
The O'Connors are sitting around a rickety round single pedestal beer ringed and otherwise stained table: the origins of the dirty patina long forgotten.

"Get some drinks. Get hot whiskeys, I’m freezin’. "
"Jees Miki. That bloody graveyard gives people their deaths."
"What killed him in the end? Was it the breathing of was he just gummed up in the veins? Kate, you were keepin' and eye on him. Any clues."
"He was bet that’s all. Bet up. Worn out. You could play the drums on his thighs. What I want to know. What’s to be done with Peggy? I’m not sure she can look after herself there in the house."
" Leave it for a while. See how it goes."
"Kate, Peggy's bet in the legs. The feet are crippled with the arthritis."
"Wait for a while. We can’t have them saying we fecked her out: into The Home."
"Hey! Shut up, keep it down. Here she is now. Who’s that talking to her? Who is it? Do anyone of you know? Is it some of the other nieces and nephews? John Joe sidle over and keep an eye on them."
"Sidle yerself, Miki, or better still have Keyhole Kate go over and snoop. She's good at that, not minding her own business."
"Drunk."
"Noser, Busy Body."
"Shutup, quiet! I'll go."

Mikie, approached his cousins, smiling, hand outstretched offering condolences, and platitudes. "He was a great Uncle, will be badly missed...."


Tuesday, 7 April 2020

Peggy's Secret Instalment three



"Sorry for your troubles Peggy. Sure he’s in Heaven now. Away from all that pain - the gasping for breath."
"Thanks Donie, you were always a good friend to us. I told him....Coffin-nails...they’d kill him. I did....."
She goes silent, slouching back into the wheelchair, alone now in life and alone with her thoughts, her reflections.

Jonnie, brother, I can't help thinking I'm near finished myself. Jonnie, you're gone now and I'm alone. I did me best for you all the years. I hate this wheelchair and all the neighbours staring at me. I wonder when they got this for the day was it for me or for them? So that they could push me where ever they wanted to put me. The arthritis was only an excuse.
To say I’m crippled! I'm not: I could have walked. I would have if the hadn’t bullied me: as usual. I wonder will they try and put me away now?
I can look after myself. Let them try…
It’s going to rain heavier now. It always rains at funerals. I’m on me own now. Alone in the house for the first time ever: the time flew.
It seems only yesterday that I started looking after Bossman when Mammy died. Daddy was easy to look after. But Jonnie! You were a different matter; an alcoholic and a briar always looking for a fight. Oh! Your drinking pals didn’t know all there was to know about you: Bucko. A Street Angle and a House Devil.
I used look forward to the evening when Bossman was fed. Then I could cycle the three miles to Molly’s to give her the news. He had a good day. He is working on a pony’s trap. What? The other fellow? I don’t know where he is or when he might come home. I left his dinner in the oven. He will probably go to bed and not have it at all. But if it wasn’t there for him. Well, you know…
Then I’d have the cup of tea: made for me. I’d smoke me Afton and hear the news from Molly - her day and her house and her family.
Then Daddy died: prostate cancer. And I buried him and continued looking after Jonnie. I kept me head down and never complained. He tried but could never throw me out. Bossman saw to that: left the place to both of us. I suppose, it’s mine now.
At times I was miserable with all the problems of married life without any of the advantages. What Bossman did was right, but at times I hated the ‘till death do us part partnership.
At least I wasn't like one of those unfortunate women who married farmer's sons, elderly bachelors and only fit for the grave and then when she moved in with him to the farmhouse, she found out it was a trap with all of the house, old mother, old father, brothers, and the lad looking for someone to skivvy for them.
Two women in one house and mammy thinking the poor unfortunate wife was not looking after her child like he was used to. Some of those women were widowed and then the miserable family threw her out into the streets. At least I had my share of the house.
Jonnie often acted the Thick Eegit, and lost his job over the drink. But the Union and Molly’s man fought and in the end they gave him early redundancy and he got The Lump: and a bit of sense.

Monday, 6 April 2020

The Portarlington to Mountmellick Canal


The Canal

In 1772 the Grand Canal Company was founded to build a waterway which would link Dublin with the Shannon and capture midland trade. When completed the main line of the Grand Canal linking Robertstown, Edenderry, Dangan and Tullamore passed north of Portarlington. A branch line was constructed south-west through Rathangan, Monasterevin and Athy to the Barrrow.
On August 14th 1800 the Queens County Canal company was formed to link Monasterevin, Portarlington and Mountmellick to the branch canal. Up to then the branch canal and Barrow river met at Monasterevin and a river ferry system was in operation. The cost of carrying the canal over the river by bridge and of raising the canal to its present level was to paid for by the Queens County development bringing the estimated cost for the twenty foot wide by thirteen deep excavation to £90, 000. The wages for the construction crew was two shillings a week with a ganger in charge of fifty men to get half a Crown. Construction costs were a shilling a yard through sand or gravel and three shillings through rock.
My memories of the canal are of a time when it was used by Odlum's Mills to transport grain and flour between their Mills at Dublin, Sallins and Portarlington. The large black canal boats were power driven although I have some memories of seeing horses pulling canal boats, where the horse and a man walked along the tow path.
During the Emergency, when petrol was scarce, the canal was used to ferry turf from the bogs near the town to Dublin and to ferry the provisions for the town back down.
The canals also helped to build up the distribution and popularity of Guinness which from the turn of the century was transported from St. ,James's Gate Brewery by canal because in those days the porter was not a good traveller over roads .Rural areas would have a better pint if the brew could be transported under gentle conditions. Canals were ideal, because the brew was cushioned against bumps or knocks or rolling about. The porter was carried in wooden barrels which were filled through a hole at the top which was then bunged with a wooden plug. The tap for drawing off the drink was inserted into the barrel in place of the wooden plug which was knocked into the barrel.
These wooden barrels were returned to the brewery for cleaning which involved scouring out the inside of the barrel by flaying the wood with chains. Over a period of time this scouring increased the carrying capacity of the barrel. A new barrel would hold eighteen dozen half pint bottles, but a well washed barrel would hold twenty four dozen half pints. The boatmen knew this and would use selected barrels to draw off their "Tilly ". The result of this was that many farmers along the canal side exchanged vegetables or potatoes for porter with the "Tully Men ". The publican who received the barrel with the regulation amount of Porter in it could have no real complaint with the brewery.
We used to go and watch the sunburned red faced men move the boats through the lock, or moor and unload at the Canal side storage depot. The locks were to me an ingenious device for lifting the boats up from the lower canal level to the higher level. The boats entered the lock through the big wooden gates and when the gates were closed water was let in through trap-doors in the gates which the keeper opened to flood the chamber and lift the boat.
The sight of the boat and men raising silently and without effort past the granite kerb stones that formed the top of the chamber was like some magic trick in the circus When boats were travelling down through the lock coming in at high tide and moving away at the low level the magic never appeared as awesome or amazing.
We fished for perch, eels, roach and tench with bread, dough or worms on bamboo rods, nylon line and eel hooks. The canal at evening would be dotted by kids almost hidden in the bank-side vegetation holding rods over lily pools and watching intently for the sinking white dough ball to disappear. Then we knew the fish had the bait in his mouth and it was time for the strike. Over enthusiastic upward strikes, or over-estimation of the size of the fish, sometime led to flying fish as the quarry flew high in the air before landing on the bank or in the bushes.
Eels were a harder prey: they hid in holes in the underwater walls of the storage depot. We would open the waterside doors and drop the nylon line and the baited eel hooks down gently past the holes. A flash deep down in the water and a sustained tug-of war was the signal to slide a forked stick down the line to form a fulcrum to pull the eel out of its lair. After the capture we admired the eel and told stories of how previous eels, dead for hours or days, had wriggled on the pan when being fried.
Once in the late fifties the canal banks burst and because of the low water level and lack of food the usually elusive fish were easy to catch on rods or in corrals of rocks, into which we herded the fish before throwing them out onto the low banks. After a week or so of this type of fishing not even the cats in the town could face their fish supper.
In the warm Summer days we swam in the still waters, jumped from the bridges into the lower lock waters and once even boated-up the long stretch between Lanagan's Lock and the Mill in a rowing boat. We were like Venician Gondoliers, until one smart-alec overturned the boat and tossed us all into the water, just as an admiring crowd of young ladies had gathered on their way home from a football match in the canal side football field.
In late Summer , sun-browned we walked towards Lee Castle, to where the grove of hazel trees grew to collect shiny sun-browned nuts. These nuts were either cracked immediately between our back teeth, or opened by pairing and splitting by penknife, or taken home to store in drawers for Halloween.
Our stretch of the canal was bridged by two roads, the Monasterevin Road: a high humped back bridge, and the Station road: a wooden swing bridge. The swing bridge was at road level and was arranged to swing back over the canal bank to allow the boats pass. It was just above where the boats unloaded and the Mill wall formed the town side of the canal bank.
The run up to this bridge was a long straight stretch of road, but just before the bridge the road curved slightly to cross the canal, while a lane-way for watering cattle or drawing water ran straight and down beside the road to the water's edge.
One gentleman Dan rode a bicycle home from the town on Saturday nights. Frequently in his sups he failed to make the turn and rode down the lane and ended up in the water. It became almost part of the night-watchman job at the Mill to pull Dan from the water and dry him out beside the boilers which dried the wheat. When we walked along the canal to the football match on Sunday we always came home, the long way by the wooden bridge, just to check if Dan's bicycle was lying deep down in the clear water.
If Summer was a time of fun along the canal, a frosty winter was a delight. If the canal froze over we threw large rocks onto the ice to test its strength before skating or sliding along it. One year a flock of swans attempted to land in the canal while it was frozen and they too skidded all over the place just, we imagined, like swan lake. For a while afterwards the swans became land locked having no stretch of water to build up speed on before taking off and flying away.
In the sixties the canal became unused, fell into disrepair and was filled in to form a long straight narrow road from Lanagan's Lock, under the iron Railway Bridge to meet the Ballymorris road at the haunted house along the outskirts of the town.

Second Installement Peggy's Secret.


Donie stands, apart in the Graveyard, watching as the coffin is shouldered and borne to the grave. Behind him the gravestones, some old, not straight, leaning, some tall, some short, stand ghosted in a morning dimness. A light rain falls straight down.
Jonnie, in the box over there Paddy, was only sixty-five: not old today, we were cousins. His mother and mine were sisters. We were neighbours and we were friends too. Old friends, who grew up together. I thought we would grow old together.
We were friends as well on the bog. Investors each year in the bank that he always said had no big locked door, no money, no manager, shareholders or funds.
He laughed each time he visited the Bookies. The Turf Accountant, the official taxman's title on the betting business. Are they countin' the sods - of turf? He laughed and said, as well: the only loan we would get from our bank, was the loan of a bog-barrow that was hidden in a drain.
That’s the sister, Peggy in the wheelchair. She looked after him most of the time, even when he used be on the batter, on the drink. He gave that up in the last ten years, but he kept puffin’ on the coffin-nails. That’s what got him in the end.
That lot around her are the nieces and nephews, the ones on the edge of the circle, are the O’Connors. She used call in and keep an eye on them after Molly, her sister died. Martin did not last long after. A broken heart they said.
They're all away in their own places now, with their own families, except the youngest. He's in the home place, letting it fall down around his ears. Too lazy to shake himself, never mind work for a living. On the scratch, calling it disability, 'cause he says his back is at him. It's his elbow resting on a bar counter that is the real culprit.


Sunday, 5 April 2020

In isolation - going up the walls - must paint them as well!

Over the next few weeks. I will post extracts from my new kindle - it's short stories - and a short book to boot. Maybe this is what I should do-  Boot It.

A man told me my paperback was a grate book - just great for lighting a fire in the grate! This will fix him - it's a kindle....

Peggy's Secret
Streets of Birdsong
Buteo buteo
&
Other Short Stories

© Pat Mc Namara
writing as Lazarian Wordsmith 2019 2020

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.




Peggy's Secret

Cill Malogue was a village on the outskirts of the planted town. The English arrived late in the 1600's and founded their Burrough Town, wrote a charter, set up a council and built their Protestant church. Later the Huguenots also arrived and built their dwelling houses, set up their own church and their industries. The native Irish were no longer living in County Laois and County Offaly, but lived in Queen's County and King's County. They built their own Catholic Church in the village, and anglicised the Gaelic name so that the English could pronounce it. Along the road a half mile away they used a scraggy field, near the river, as their burial place. To frustrate the English or French they named it Reilig. In Gaelic the cemetery.
Over time mourners followed the coffin on foot to this place and buried the dead there. As time passed and society changed, the bare footed peasants became the farmers and craftsmen, the planted became the prosperous merchants, and their children became the new generation of the next century, when motorised hearses carried the dead, but from then up until today the locals still walked behind the hearse.
They talked, smoked and slow marched along, over the new railway bridge to the graveyard.
"He didn't last long, when they opened him up."
"Bloody cancer, it's the family disease, got the mother and the father, two sisters and his brother: Billy. He was only twenty or so, no life at all, just a youngster really. It even passed on to the next generation, the nephew who lived with them got it as well. The Big C."
Through the crowd the conversations wavered, wafted and, as the final destination arrived, waned. Then low voiced whispers only.
"Yer man there from Dublin, is he a nephew?"
"And a nuisance, the other two are in the car behind with Peggy. Jonnie and Peggy only saw that side, when one or other of them wanted something. A sack or turf to impress the neighbours with the smell of good bog turf, or a sack of vegetable for their occasional dining experiences. I heard them spoofin' one time I got close enough to hear their whispered conversations. Bloody paranoid that someone would hear them, looking around like they were afraid of shadows."
" Mollie's children?."
"Aye. Don't forget the father, the footballer, he had a bit to do with the action there as well. They don't have his temperament though. Scratchy Briars the lot of them."
"I remember Molly when she was young, a smasher, no wonder she married the best man around."
"Quite! We're away now, they're hoisting him out."

More to come tomorrow....



Featured post

Who IS minding the shop in 2025?

 It is a good question since Chang & Eng are in charge again.   I would prefer Zig and Zag, or Martin & Lewis, since I think photos ...