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Wednesday, 30 September 2015

A marketing spiel for "In The Wicker Wood".



Chapter 17

Fanahan was starting to hate this pub. It brought back unhappy memories. That Hoor Tyrell and his leads. Who else would go and ask a blind auld bag what she saw, when the priest was kidnapped. Who would think that an auld piss-pot up in the Church gallery, would come up with a clue that had caused him so much grief. Handmade bloody shoes, now Tyrell would have them all off chasing the bloody shoe clue down, and he had his bollix chewed off for not turning it up: in first place.
And the blind woman, and her dog, of course could tell us nothing.” Tyrell had read it out loud at the briefing not once, or twice but three times.
Jaysus Shay! Did you even interview the woman?”
The shagger’ went on to cover his interview with the bag and the piss-pot, and when Fanahan thought it was all over concluded with.
And the blind woman, and her dog, of course could tell us nothing. Cross of Christ” he roared. “I wish all witnesses were as observant.”
Now to cap it all, Milo that Meath bastard, had put the framed photos back on the pub walls.
There it was in full view: in front of him. Cavan All Ireland Football Champions. Shite! And next to it, Galway All Ireland Football - Beaten Finalists.
Milo had obviously heard of his balls-up, or he would never be so brave, as to drag out the photos again. Feck him. He’s trying to rub this in again.
Moynalty is nearly in Cavan” he squealed, each time Fanahan complained. “I’ll adorn me pub as I want.”

One of these days I’ll feckin’ adorn you with a split feckin' head!

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