Fanahan
was down, depressed some would call it, but since he did not believe
depression existed: for him, he was just down.
Milo had died. Or to be precise Milo had drank himself
to death. This time with booze left on the shelves. In other words he
failed to drink his Dublin Pub dry.
Cremation
was not a real funeral, a real internment! Putting a small box into a
grave was a shame. Six by four that was what a man deserved, and six
down as well. The undertaker had just bent down and placed the ashes
a foot or so deep.
Give
me a better send off, Fanahan thought. Scatter my ashes over
twenty virgins! Jees where would you get twenty virgins today?
Primary School? Grade School?
“Gerry,
give me another pint and a large brandy chaser. Those photographs on
the wall of the football match. Milo said I could have them after he
was finished with them, For sure that time is now. Take them down and
I'll bring them with me.”
“He
didn't say you could have them, he used them to annoy you – that Cavan beat Galway, but I don't like them either. So take them out of
my sight. This is a changed Pub from now on. I might even consider
barring some of the customers!”
Grate
Pictures, just great for starting a nice fire in a grate! Bloody Tyrell, the Cavan Hoor, had retired. He wrote his Memoir, of his Gaelic playing career, his time as a Garda, and his part in solving the big cases. It was a best seller – he had a lot of celebrity help to promote it. And now he was a security expert spoofin' on the radio and TV when big cases were being analysed, fell on his feet! Retired, wrote a memoir and now a security
expert on the radio and TV spouting on criminal issues. SHITE.
Detective Inspector Seamus Fanahan! Stuck in a policing
rut and not going anywhere fast. No woman, no kids, no prospects and
now – God help us all no best pal. Milo a best pal? Well OK. No pal
at all.
He thought when he solved the case of that prick, was he
a pal as well? He killed all those girls and kidnapped a priest, that
he would get a promotion and a plum job. He got the promotion and was
sent back to office duties training dunces – showing them how to
use and in some cases abuse the computer records system. If someone
wanted a drink driving arrest to disappear before the court case –
he could help. His drinking habit could not be sustained on an
inspector's pittance – after deductions.
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